Phone Call Commenting on Sounds in the Apartment
Creepy personNotestrong language
Kotany, an EPIC SITUATION just happened. Anyway, I drank some beer, I'm sitting staring at the TV and at the same time soloing on the rear pipe. I'm farting so hard the wallpaper is peeling off the walls, for fuck's sake. The phone rings, I pick up, a voice says — HOLY SHIT YOU'RE A FARTING MACHINE and hangs up. I've been sitting here for five minutes now, completely stunned — what was that? Could it be that there are bugs planted in my apartment? Why the fuck would the special services be listening to me? And sniffing me out, apparently. Disskach
Read the original (Russian)
Котаны, только что возникла ОХУЕННАЯ СИТУАЦИЯ. Короче выпил я пивка, сижу пялюсь в телек и при этом солирую на задней трубе. Пердю так, что нахуй обои отходят от стен. Звонит телефон, беру трубку, там голос говорит — ЕБАТЬ ТЫ ПЕРДУН и ложат трубку. Я сижу уже пять минут охуевший — что это было? Может быть такое что у меня в квартире жучки стоят? Нахуй спец службам меня прослушивать? И пронюхивать, судя по всему. Дисскач
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- Topic
- Sounds, Lights & devices
- Setting
- Home
- Region
- Not stated
- Approx. date
- Not stated
- Witnesses
- 1
- Account
- First-hand
- Who was there
- Creepy person
Possible ordinary explanations
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- A prank call coinciding with the event
- A neighbor heard the noise through the wall and called
- A friend or acquaintance joking around
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